i am fucking baffled at how strong the vibe i ordered is hahhhahaha

A message from undeadseanbean
I just want you to post this ask publicly that you're probably the worst top and probably best bottom and I'm the one who gets to peg your ass, over

hhhhhhhhghghhhjhh very true

A message from Anonymous
I want you to fuck me with a strap-on pls ///uqu///

id be the worst top quite literally i have a hard time imagining me properly fucking anyone hahahahh

im kinda desperately in need of human contact

I GOT MY PERIOD IS THIS JESUS’ WAY OF TELLING ME TO STOP MASTURBATING

i have quite literally never been as horny as i am today and im sorry jesus for being horny on easter

A message from Anonymous
Pure wand pure wand pure wand. Really. Next time you have money. I have never come so hard, so much, or so often than i have with my pure wand.

thats gonna b the next thing BUT IM GONNA WAIT

A message from Anonymous
i gotta say im lovin your zoro/chopper porn literally the best thing ever

HEHE THANK YOU……….

in a post-orgasmic high ppl do stupid things like order expensive vibrators